David's house of shame

My girlfriend subscribed to twilightwomen.com a while back and decided to make a few modifications to our home and relationship.
Apparently we are about to embark upon a journey inspired by the characters in the movies by Div Fore' and I guess Marquis de Sade.
This might be a bumpy ride.
The carpenters were hard at work today transforming our basement into a dungeon.. we have a "trainer" coming to the house this evening to give us some pointers.
more later.